The Rum Monkey | London's Funniest Night Out

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London’s funniest nights out – tickets from £12

Stand-up Comedy on Battersea Barge & Soho

The RumMonkey
Comedy Club

The RumMonkey
Comedy Club

Whats on This Week

A Floating Comedy Club? Obviously
Because normal comedy venues are overrated. Enjoy live stand-up, drinks, pizza, and riverside views all in one unforgettable London night out.
Strictly over 18s.

Sunday Afternoon Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

14 Jun 2026

Time

13:30

The Funniest Thing on the Thames
Sharp comics, cheeky punchlines, and a crowd ready for a good time aboard one of London’s most unique comedy venues.
Adults only.

Sunday Afternoon Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

14 Jun 2026

Time

17:30

Battersea’s Best Bad Ideas
Pizza. Prosecco. Stand-up comedy on a boat. Somehow it all works beautifully.
18+ only.

Wednesday Night Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

17 Jun 2026

Time

19:45

Soho Comedy with a Mischievous Side

Live stand-up comedy featuring sharp comics, playful crowd work, and just enough dark humour to keep things interesting.

The Rum Monkey | Friday nights.

Friday Night Comedy

Soho Central Jamon Jamon

19 Jun 2026

Time

20:00

Other Date

Sun Lunch 14 Jun

Wed Night 17 Jun

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LIVE REVIEWS

Comedian on the Comedy Boat Stage

Stand-up comedian performing live at The Rum Monkey Comedy Club in Soho London with audience laughing

BOAT DATES

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SOHO DATES

Enjoy Comedy on our Boat or in Soho...

London’s best stand-up comedy club on a boat. 200 capacity. Riverside views by Battersea Power Station

Intimate, chaotic and electric.
Central London stand-up in the heart of Soho.

Wed 7.30pm & Sun 1.30 & 5:30pm

Fridays 8pm

Upcoming London Comedy Shows

Sunday Afternoon Comedy

14 Jun 2026

Sunday Afternoon Comedy

battersea

Sunday Afternoon Comedy

14 Jun 2026

Sunday Afternoon Comedy

battersea

Wednesday Night Comedy

17 Jun 2026

Wednesday Night Comedy

battersea

Friday Night Comedy

19 Jun 2026

Friday Night Comedy

soho

Upcoming stand-up comedy shows in Battersea and Soho, London.

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ALL DATES

Live Testimonials

OUR COMEDIANS

Mat Wills

Mat Wills

Dimitri Bakanov

Dimitri Bakanov

Tevin Everett

Monica Hsueh

Monica Hsueh

Ollie Reyhart

Ollie Reyhart

Stella Graham

Laura Quinn Goh

Laura Quinn Goh

Erika Ehler

Erika Ehler

Michael Hackett

Michael Hackett

Raj Poojara

Raj Poojara

Josh Faulkener

Josh Faulkener

Karyna Aslanova

ALL COMEDIANS >>

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