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London’s funniest nights out – tickets from £12

Stand-up Comedy on Battersea Barge & Soho

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The “Don’t Repeat That at Work” Comedy Show You’ll leave with sore cheeks from laughing and at least one joke you definitely can’t tell your colleagues on Monday. Soho | Friday nights | Adults only.

Friday Night Comedy

Soho Central Jamon Jamon

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5 Jun 2026
20:00
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Comedy, But Make It Riverside A floating comedy night on the Thames featuring sharp stand-up, lively crowd energy, and panoramic London views. Pizza and drink deals available.

Sunday Day Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

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7 Jun 2026
13:30
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The Battersea Barge Has Trust Issues Mostly because comedians keep saying outrageous things on it every weekend. Expect fun stand-up, playful dark humour, and a buzzing late-night atmosphere. Adults only.

Sunday Day Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

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7 Jun 2026
17:30
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Laughs with a Side of Thames Views Good comedians. Great crowd. Even better skyline. Join us aboard the Battersea Barge for a comedy night that’s anything but ordinary. 18+ venue.

Wednesday Night Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

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10 Jun 2026
19:45
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Probably Not Suitable for LinkedIn An upbeat comedy night in Soho packed with cheeky jokes, hilarious stories, and comedians who enjoy testing the room just a little bit. 18+ venue.

Friday Night Comedy

Soho Central Jamon Jamon

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12 Jun 2026
20:00
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A Floating Comedy Club? Obviously Because normal comedy venues are overrated. Enjoy live stand-up, drinks, pizza, and riverside views all in one unforgettable London night out. Strictly over 18s.

Sunday Day Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

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14 Jun 2026
13:30
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The Funniest Thing on the Thames Sharp comics, cheeky punchlines, and a crowd ready for a good time aboard one of London’s most unique comedy venues. Adults only.

Sunday Day Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

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14 Jun 2026
17:30
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Battersea’s Best Bad Ideas Pizza. Prosecco. Stand-up comedy on a boat. Somehow it all works beautifully. 18+ only.

Wednesday Night Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

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17 Jun 2026
19:45
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Soho Comedy with a Mischievous Side Live stand-up comedy featuring sharp comics, playful crowd work, and just enough dark humour to keep things interesting. The Rum Monkey | Friday nights.

Friday Night Comedy

Soho Central Jamon Jamon

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19 Jun 2026
20:00
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London Comedy with Main Character Energy Step aboard the Battersea Barge for a lively night of stand-up comedy, skyline views, and Friday night chaos in the best possible way. Adults only.

Sunday Day Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

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21 Jun 2026
13:30
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A Little Bit Wrong, Very Very Funny This riverside comedy night mixes sharp humour, playful dark jokes, and a lively London crowd for the perfect evening out. 18+ venue.

Sunday Day Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

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21 Jun 2026
17:30
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The Comedy Show Your Weekend Deserves Live stand-up, panoramic Thames views, and drinks flowing aboard the Battersea Barge. It’s giving “best decision of the week.” Adults only.

Wednesday Night Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

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24 Jun 2026
19:45
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Big Laughs, All Vibes A Friday night comedy show where the comedians are bold, the audience is buzzing, and the jokes definitely wouldn’t survive a work meeting. 18+ only.

Friday Night Comedy

Soho Central Jamon Jamon

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26 Jun 2026
20:00
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Laughing Floats Better on Water A unique comedy night in London featuring hilarious comedians, buzzing atmosphere, and one seriously iconic venue. 18+ only.

Sunday Day Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

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28 Jun 2026
13:30
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Comedy on a Boat Just Feels More Fun And honestly? It is. Join us aboard the Battersea Barge for stand-up comedy, riverside views, and a crowd that came to laugh properly. Strictly adults only.

Sunday Day Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

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28 Jun 2026
17:30
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The Thames Called. It Wants Better Punchlines Luckily we’ve got them covered. Enjoy a lively stand-up comedy night aboard the Battersea Barge in the heart of London nightlife. 18+ venue.

Wednesday Night Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

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1 Jul 2026
19:45
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Where Pizza Meets Punchlines Grab a slice, grab a drink, and settle in for a fun night of live comedy with views across the Thames and Battersea Power Station. Adults only.

Sunday Day Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

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5 Jul 2026
13:30
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The Boat Is Rocking with Laughter A lively comedy night featuring quick-witted comics, fun crowd work, and London skyline views that deserve their own applause. 18+ only.

Sunday Day Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

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5 Jul 2026
17:30
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The Group Chat Comes to Life The jokes are sharp, the atmosphere is buzzing, and the comedians definitely have stories they shouldn’t be sharing publicly. Adults only.

Wednesday Night Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

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8 Jul 2026
19:45
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A Proper London Night Out Comedy, cocktails, riverside views, and a floating venue in Battersea. Honestly, the planning’s already done for you. 18+ venue.

Sunday Day Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

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12 Jul 2026
13:30
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Not Your Average Comedy Club This one floats. Expect hilarious stand-up, fun vibes, and unforgettable Thames-side views aboard the Battersea Barge. Strictly over 18s.

Sunday Day Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

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12 Jul 2026
17:30
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The Friday Night Upgrade You Needed Trade the usual pub plans for live comedy, skyline views, and a crowd that’s fully committed to having a good time. Adults only.

Wednesday Night Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

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15 Jul 2026
19:45
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Big Laughs. Floating Venue. Great Drinks. A comedy night aboard the Battersea Barge with bold comedians, playful humour, and one of London’s best riverside backdrops. 18+ only.

Sunday Day Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

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19 Jul 2026
13:30
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A Comedy Show with Better Views Than Your Ex’s Holiday Photos Enjoy live stand-up comedy with panoramic views of Battersea Power Station and the River Thames. Adults only.

Sunday Day Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

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19 Jul 2026
17:30
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Welcome Aboard the Laugh Boat A lively stand-up comedy night in London featuring energetic comics, fun crowd interaction, and a one-of-a-kind floating venue. 18+ venue.

Wednesday Night Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

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22 Jul 2026
19:45
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A Little Wrong, A Lot Funny Some jokes are too good not to laugh at. Join us for a lively stand-up comedy night in Soho full of cheeky humour, quick comebacks, and late-night fun. Adults only.

Friday Night Comedy

Soho Central Jamon Jamon

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24 Jul 2026
20:00
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Punchlines & Power Station Views Comedy nights hit differently when they come with skyline views, pizza deals, and a buzzing London crowd. Adults only.

Sunday Day Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

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26 Jul 2026
13:30
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Floating Through Friday Night Like… With comedians, cocktails, and crowd laughter echoing across the Thames. A unique London comedy experience aboard the Battersea Barge. 18+ only.

Sunday Day Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

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26 Jul 2026
17:30
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Proof That Boats Improve Everything Especially stand-up comedy. Join us for a fun and lively riverside comedy night packed with laughs, drinks, and great vibes. Strictly adults only.

Wednesday Night Comedy

Battersea Barge, Nine Elms.

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29 Jul 2026
19:45
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The Funniest Way to Start Your Weekend Looking for a Friday night out in London? This Soho comedy show brings sharp wit, playful dark humour, and a crowd ready to laugh at almost anything. Strictly 18+.

Friday Night Comedy

Soho Central Jamon Jamon

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31 Jul 2026
20:00
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London’s best stand-up comedy club on a boat. 200 capacity. Riverside views by Battersea Power Station

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Central London stand-up in the heart of Soho.

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