Celine Kuklowsky

Existential dread never looked this good. With a deadpan delivery that could make nihilism feel cosy, this French-American comedian takes you on a horizontal journey through life's planned obsolescence—yours, theirs, and the planet's. Currently developing their debut hour "Bed Boy," they're mining comedy gold from the comfort of their duvet, proving that some of the sharpest observations come from people who spend quality time lying down. Whether dissecting the peculiarities of straight women or unpacking what it means to be a "gluten-and-gender-free funny boy," their dry, self-deprecating wit has made them a favourite on the Comedy Boat since 2024, delighting audiences with quick, satirical takes that are as clever as they are unexpectedly warm. After conquering LA stages (UCB Theater, The Crow, Hollywood Improv) and bringing their existential queer perspective to the Edinburgh Fringe and Leicester Comedy Festival, they've found their London home at Angel Comedy, Top Secret Comedy Club, and yes, our very own Battersesa Barge. With Netflix credentials (Feminists: What Were They Thinking?), Disney voiceover work, and a recent win as Need To Know Comedy's Heat 5 champion for Fringe Comedian of the Year 2025, this international comedy force proves that sometimes the best way to face the void is with a punchline and a pillow.