Louis Pollick

Picture this: a gap-toothed South African with the energy of a sleepy koala wanders onto the stage, gives you that killer smile, and proceeds to dissect Tesco's chicken choices with the precision of a confused forensic scientist. That's Louis Pollick for you—awkwardly brilliant, delightfully unpredictable, and so dry you might mistake him for beef jerky. His comedy feels like watching someone think out loud while simultaneously questioning every life decision that brought them to this exact moment, including the ones involving his questionable relationship with his dad. A favourite on the Comedy Boat since 2024, Louis has been blessing our Battersea Barge with his unique brand of confused genius, earning his stripes through seven memorable sets that prove you don't need high energy when you've got that much charm. When he's not making audiences laugh through sheer bewilderment, Louis hosts his own podcast "Louis Learns Stuff" where he interrogates his comedian mates in the hope they'll teach him something about the world—though we're fairly certain he's teaching us all a thing or two about embracing the glorious uncertainty of stand-up comedy. He also runs Gap Tooth Comedy around London, because apparently one stage wasn't enough.