Tevin Everett

From declassifying military secrets to declassifying punchlines, this spy-turned-standup brings the kind of charm offensive usually reserved for international diplomacy. A former Navy intelligence specialist from Delaware, Tevin swapped the Pentagon for the punchline and hasn't looked back—well, except to mine his military days for material that's classified as hilarious.

After honing his storytelling chops as a film and TV writer in Los Angeles, he landed in London and immediately conquered the capital's comedy circuit with American swagger and British sensibility. In 2024 alone, he stormed to the finals of Leicester Square Theatre's New Comedian of the Year, won the legendary Big Belly Ding Dong gong competition, and delivered a knockout performance at The Blackout at Up The Creek. He's been a favourite on the Rum Monkey Comedy Boat since diving into London's scene, bringing high-energy sets that blend razor-sharp observation with the kind of intelligence you'd expect from someone who once handled state secrets.

When he's not gigging across the capital, he runs his own night, Secretly Pissed, and recently completed the 2025 Armed Forces Tour, earning rave reviews as "a hilariously charismatic, tightly structured rollercoaster." This is comedy with clearance level: unmissable.