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STAND UP COMEDY LIVE ON
BATTERSEA BARGE
Google Score: Excellent
BEST COMEDY SHOW IN LONDON
Welcome to wild comedy...
Here at The Rum Monkey Comedy Boat – experience Battersea’s most unique live comedy show.
Step aboard the iconic Battersea Barge for a night of dark, boundary-pushing stand-up comedy on the River Thames. This isn’t just a comedy show — it’s a full night out waterside, combining killer comics, panoramic river views and a wild late-night atmosphere you won’t find anywhere else in London.
Location:
The Rum Monkey Comedy Boat - Nine Elms, Battersea. SW11 8PZ (on Battersea Barge)
Easy Find: 150 walk from Battersea Power Station Tube. Walk along Battersea Park Road (Thames River on left). Find Chokhi Dhani Restaurant. The Black Cab Coffee Co is behind. We are opposite on The Battersea Barge
Start your evening on the upper glass deck and Captain’s Bar, where you can enjoy welcome drinks and take in stunning views across the Thames with Battersea Power Station glowing nearby. When the lights go down, head to the theatre deck, where The Rum Monkey Comedy Boat transforms into an intimate underground comedy club.
Each show features a host and three professional stand-up comedians, delivering dark, unfiltered comedy packed with twisted stories, outrageous observations and beautifully wrong punchlines. Expect fearless comics, big laughs and a crowd that’s up for something different. Our nights are 18+ only and proudly designed for audiences who love their comedy bold, naughty and unpredictable.
It’s wild. It’s hilarious. It’s completely unlike any other comedy night in London.
This is The Rum Monkey Comedy Boat – Battersea.
FAQ's
Is The Rum Monkey Soho 18+?
Yes. All shows at The Rum Monkey Comedy Boat are strictly 18+.
Where is The Rum Monkey Comedy Boat located?
We are on Battersea Barge, central London, 150m walk from Battersea Power Tube Station. We are a short ride from Victoria Train Station. Full directions are available above.
How long are the comedy shows?
Shows typically last around 90 minutes, including a short interval.
What type of comedy do you book?
We specialise in dark, bold stand-up comedy featuring professional comedians and exciting new acts.
Is it an immersive experience?
Yes - if you sit close enough the comics roast you!
